Hello!!! I’m in a real good mood today (as in even MORE chipper than usual) so hopefully I get a lot done before I decide to turn my attention to this weekend’s time-killing movies.

This may or may not be the most common sentence in Homestuck… also I just realized that troll hair isn’t #ffffff black… it’s kind of off-black. Nice detail, Hussie…

IS THIS #RELATABLE OR WHAT????
Jeez it’s been near a month since I’ve had a free weekend, so I’d better put it to good use! [Rubs hands together like a fly] Now… let’s get some answers.

I just watched the Whiplash movie so this sentence was little confusing at first.
Wow, this is sorta becoming a bi-monthly thing now… Eh, at least it’s consistent. A lot of busy stuff happening this month and in the foreseeable future, so I’ve only got an hour or so now to write; the post’ll be short and sweet!
Man, classic Egbert! I’m assuming that this was published before Cosby’s less respectable actions were revealed to the public, when he was still a besweatered, paternal media figure. Who is now also a computer.

Er… this is all worded very weirdly and in a way that makes me doubt that this is true even though from all current story canon it is. WE’LL SEE
!! Hello it’s me!! Sorry for the lack of liveblogging last week, I was caught up in cramming all my homework from over spring break, hehe oops.

That’s the way Egbert, one-up her with your masterful LOGICKS! I’d say that John’s spending most of his time talking, considering how long it takes me to just read one of these.
v Just looking at that post title, I can’t help thinking… it begins.
Well, I guess the actual part 1 was the audio react? Ehhh whatever. From what I could understand, Karkat skimmed through John’s entire life and upon gazing at the gamut of ridiculous actions of this bucktoothed human boy from Washington, he has ostensibly fallen in deep, pure, caliginous… um. Whatever the feeling is. Rivalry? Loathing? Detestation? It must be one of those untranslatable concepts. Anyway, it looks like we’re about to see the text rendition of that.

I don’t know what’s worse… that this is true, or Karkat is being completely serious.
[jazz hands]
sorry this took so long!! but here it is :))
SPOILER ALERT: she paid
\Goodness… this new post format is a tad disorienting! I suppose I’ll just have to get used to it, although I hope I don’t stupidly cancel a draft halfway through (which I have done before, even when the post button was in its proper place).
A thousand apologies for more than half a month of silence !! :( so many things are happen….. but there is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at it’s receding point can lead to a liveblog post, FINALLY

Well…. uh…. that’s interesting. And what’s with that black goo on Karkat’s craptop?!?! The gif says retcon as well…. hm……. i have absolutely no idea what’s happening